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vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

(Source: trashboat)


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dogshaming:

I tried to eat Jesus

I tried to eat Jesus

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magicalnaturetour:

(via 500px / Red squirrel by Stefano Ronchi)

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(Source: liartownusa)

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lanamusic:

New Outtakes by James White for MADAME FIGARO Magazine


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(Source: thegirlwhosnotenough)


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countkalvitus:

kittje:

IM SCREAMING

ONLY A QUARTER WHAT A STEAL


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montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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